Description
Celebrate your Aircraft Mechanic attitude and humor with this bold and sarcastic skeleton design! Featuring the quote “I Drink Beer I Hate People And I Know Things”, a skeleton raising a beer mug, and strong typography, this design is perfect for mechanics who speak their mind and love their trade. The black-on-light contrast pops with style and attitude.
Made for maximum comfort and durability, this apparel works as hard as you do—whether you're in the hangar or just kicking back.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s a must-have for every Aircraft Mechanic with a sharp wit and a strong beer game.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@heartlandsportco.store with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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