Technical apparel for precision trades
Operators, machinists, engineers, aircraft techs, pipefitters and HVAC crews — built on heavyweight cotton and printed one order at a time.

Trade Index
Six disciplines, each with its own drawing set.
OperatorHeavy iron, long levers and zero patience for nonsense. Designs for the people who move the earth.
9 designsOpen →DWG-02
MachinistTolerances, tooling and precision guess-work — apparel for the shop-floor perfectionists.
9 designsOpen →DWG-03
HVAC TechHeating, cooling and the techs who keep every season survivable.
8 designsOpen →DWG-04
EngineerCalculations, callouts and coffee. For the people who make the numbers work.
8 designsOpen →DWG-05
Aircraft TechRivets, turbines and hangar humour for the crews who keep it airworthy.
8 designsOpen →DWG-06
PipefitterThreads, welds and pressure. Trade pride for the pipe crews.
8 designsOpen →Latest Releases
Newest additions to the catalogue.
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Skilled Machinists Aren’t Cheap – Machinist Pride Quote
Price range: $27.99 through $44.99 -
Warning – Heavy Equipment Operator Funny
Price range: $27.99 through $44.99 -
My Pipefitter Is Everything I Want Apparel – Funny Love Quote
Price range: $23.99 through $44.99 -
Sense Of Humor Warning – Aircraft Mechanic Funny
Price range: $25.99 through $44.99 -
Spoiled By A Freaking Awesome Operating Engineer
Price range: $23.99 through $44.99 -
HVAC Tech Attitude
Price range: $27.99 through $40.99 -
Built By Skill Machinist
Price range: $27.99 through $40.99 -
Always Be Nice Tow Truck Operator Apparel – Funny Skull
Price range: $25.99 through $44.99
Made to spec, not to sit in a warehouse
Nothing is pre-printed. Your order enters production the moment payment clears, which is why the lead time is honest and the catalogue never goes stale.
Questions, Answered
Everything you need before you order.
How long will my order take?
Every item is printed to order, so allow 3–5 business days for production. US delivery then takes 7–15 business days; international orders take 10–30 business days.
Which styles and sizes can I choose?
Most designs come as a classic unisex tee, ladies tee, V-neck, long-sleeve or hoodie, in sizes XS upward. Measurements live on the Size Guide.
What is the fabric like?
Classic tees are ring-spun cotton; heather colours and hoodies blend in polyester for softness and warmth. Prints bond into the fabric — no vinyl layer to peel.
What if it does not fit or arrives faulty?
You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange. If an item arrives damaged or wrong, we cover return shipping and replace it free. See the Refund & Returns Policy.
Do you ship outside the United States?
Yes — worldwide. Rates are calculated at checkout, starting at $9.99 for Canada, the UK and Europe. Customs duties remain the responsibility of the recipient.
Can I order for a whole crew?
We quote bulk orders from ten units up. Email the design, sizes and quantity from the Contact page and we will come back with pricing.






